The Hilarious “Cruise Questions”

If you’ve been on a cruise, it’s likely that you’ve heard some of these humorous queries before. For some folks, the minute they begin their vacation they turn off all common sense (or never had any to begin with) and go into what behaviorists call “oblivious zombie” mode. I believe the scientific classification is stercorem pro cerebro habes. Cruise directors love to tell stories about these special passengers and these odd questions are frequently referenced by crewmembers when they are asked to tell about the most bizarre or odd thing they’ve seen or heard during their contract.

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